10 Things Moms Say and Do Post Baby… that they said they never would

1. Talk incessantly about their labor and delivery experience.

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2. Talk incessantly about the quality, quantity, and frequency of their baby’s poop.

3. Talk incessantly about the quality, quantity, and frequency of their baby’s eating.

4. Talk incessantly about the quality, quantity, and frequency of their baby’s sleep.

5. Talk incessantly about the (lack of) quality, quantity and frequency of their sex life.

6. Talk incessantly about the (lack of) quality, quantity, and frequency of their social life.

7. Talk incessantly about the (lack of) quality, quantity and frequency of their sleep.

8. Talk incessantly about “the right parenting approach.”

9. Talk incessantly about “the right approach” to childcare, nannies, and working outside the home or not.

10. Talk incessantly about Pre and Post baby bodies.* 

*More on this in next blog

 

P.S. Have I done all of these? Of course! (Well, not incessantly). Did I say I never would? Yep.

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